My favorite was always "i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont send this to 10 other people i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans" It is the only one I've ever sent my friends. I am scared of the heron's wrath.
Why am I scared of the heron? I'm sorry, but have you ever crossed a heron's path? I don't think so. I did, and I'm lucky to be alive. There's a reason why they were voted the most feared animal of 2007, and the most dangerous animal for 3 years in a row.