Post by Prof. Ákos (a.k.a Lizzard) on Jun 11, 2006 16:27:06 GMT
I was always wondering about how the ghosts find out what powers they got. In some cases it would be simple, like in the case of Tricia. But other's would find it out hard. So I imagined Ghost University.
It would be something like this:
New ghost: Excuse me... Receptionist: Welcome to G.U.E.S. I you want to be a student, please float up to the third floor to Normal level check in office. If you are not a ghost, but an elemental, please consult with the Principal of the Elementary School. N: Sorry, but I don't know how to float. R: Then take the stairs. Than go to the Very Basic level office. N: Thank you very much.
Officer: Hello. You have to answer a few questions. Name? You can even say a made up one. N: Charlie Ésacsokigyár. O: This will be your official name. Now, please tell me a nickname. N: *thinks hardly* Errr.... New Ghost. O: Oh, it's a good one.Type? N: Sorry, I don't know that. O: Then please concentrate on this Plasm Crystal. N:*concentrates* *crystal floats around, making starnge noises* O: Oh, Telekinesis and Rattle Chains... you must be a Spook. Now this is your student card. You can have a room in the West Tower. Oh, and this is your timetable.
New ghost reads: Monday, 8:45, Practical Jokes Class, Professor Boo.
receptionist: hello, can I help you? Large Scary-looking green and Black and white huge teeth and other appendage having thing: erm yes, I believe I can find out what I can do here R: yes of course, one moment please LSLGABAWHTAOAHT: fine, fine...
R: Ok, please head on down to the main office LSLGABAWHTAOAHT: ok, thanks. *drags it's fetter, a man with an axe in his back*
O: Hi, just a quick ectoscan... okay, I beleive you are a shadow, you know, a being wrought from the evil thoughts and feelings of the living, destined you wreak your revenge. LSLGABAWHTAOAHT:I see... O: and I'm afraid you don't qualify for a couse- LSLGABAWHTAOAHT: THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!! *fire and death and vortexes and screams of pain and acidic ectoplasmic goop*