Age of Cafateria- strategy-RPG game Revived!

[DRAGOON]

V2: Sir. The Research Center and Dock are done.
Gen. Chip: Good work

[Blahman]

*Choc villagers have finished production.*
V1: Sir, our leader has left, for a war. He will return soon, with new allies.Until then, he has left us in your possesion.

[JOL]

*Research Facility completed*
Thermidor: Ah good! Now we research Opreation S.C.U.B.A!
*research SCUBA*
*V1 returns*
THermidor: Took your ruddy time, didn't you!?
V1: I bring 100 Seafood!
Thermidor: I create 10 V's. V1,2,3- build a Babi Lighthouse! The rest of you- build a Conversion Booth!
*building commences*

[Blahman]

*Choc Max comes from the sky in a Pie Fighter*
'Yeehaa! Lucky we made an alliance with the Im-pie-rials!'
*Behind him are 30 Choc destroyers*
'Lets go, men!'
V1-30: Yes sir! Moving into attack position.
*5 PIE bombers attack the Seafood base*
PB1: Squad, follow in for bombing run.
PB2-5: Yes sir.
*Pie troops and Choc troops land on island 1*
'Ok men, commence bouiling of 9 Coco Pops Crunchers Lasers!'
*lasers will take 1 hour, due to 30 men on each*
'Right, you lot finish construction, All infantry troops, follow me!
*CM gets in Choc Destroyer, Machinegunners and CLTs follow*'
*The CD will take 30 mins to get to eafood base, bombers will take 5 mins*

[Blahman]

*bombers have reached seafood base*
PB1: commence bombing!
*Bombers fire upon Villagers making Conversion booth, and villagers on Babi Lighthouse.*
PB1: Sir, our bombs can't penetrate the sheilds themselves. We need destroyer fire.
'We'll be in firing range in 10 minutes.'

[Blahman]

'The destroyer is in firing range. ommence fire!'
*Destroyer fires super-chocolasers at lighthouse, will take 5 mins to destroy*
Choc Pilot: We're firing cruise missiles at their main buliding, sir.
'Good. Send the machinegunner down there to finish the villagers, and the leader. I will provide cover for you in my PIE fighter.'
CP: Yes sir, good luck.
*10 mins before cruise misslies hit*

[franksta]

OOC, wow you really must hate him to do that immediately

[Blahman]

OOC: I dunno, I just wanted to attack. I was gettin bored.
*Cruise missiles hit*
'Fire wave 2!'
*will take 10 mins to hit, building can only take 2 more waves*
*Lighthouse destroyed*
'Good Job! Now, concentrate fire on the Conversion Booth!'
CP: Yes sir!
*Will take 10 mins to destroy*

[Blahman]

CP: Sir, the conversion booth is destroyed, and their main building can only take one more hit!
'Great! Fire the last wave!'
*Will take 10 mins*

*MG1-30 have found Villagers*
MG3: Freeze!
*MGs fire, in typical American fashion*

*CM is in PIE fighter.*
'Give up, Thermidor!'
*CM fires 2 Chocton Missiles at Thermidor's tent*
*Will hit in 10 mins*

[JOL]

Thermidor: Oh nuts...