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Post by damientheomen on Dec 17, 2004 20:36:48 GMT
Ok people this is just stupid....... I can't beleive the mods are letting this happen....... I can't beleive you people........ you make me sick.......
I mean what the hell is a D&D thread without COOKIES!
I'll go rake my character out of the depths of the off topic!
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Post by megamanx on Dec 17, 2004 21:06:02 GMT
Stupid?I beg to differ...anyway...
OK the dynamite roll was 4 so no hit,he evaded the blast.Oh and next time you do that,wait for me to roll.I have to roll for each toss,you know!For my move,I'll keep my promise and cast Self-Restore,but direct the effects to you!Yay it's 12!You're healed! Cookiezo:21/21 Gangorn Mana:61/78 For his move,he hurls another fireball,but this time at me!Oh dear...It's a 20...critical hit....32 damage...I'm K'Oed.If you lose all your health,you are K.Oed.If you lose that much health while you're K.Oed,you're dead.You can either be ressurected or start over with a new character. Gangorn:0/18(K.O) Help!
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 17, 2004 21:40:47 GMT
Oh for goodness sake! Ah, the town fountain is nearby..hang on.. *gets bucket of cold water* *chucks it over Gangorn* WAKEY WAKEY GANGORN! Gangorn: 9/18 Ah good... dis guy is v. tough so I use Wormz again: Scales of Justice! Golem: 9/18 Dat was awesome!!! O no hes regenerating slightly... Golem: 18/18
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Post by megamanx on Dec 18, 2004 2:32:51 GMT
Uh...did you read my post?The golem has 150 health,not 18!OK the roll for scales of justice is...a 1!So no hit. Golem:150/150 Thanks for wakin me up!My move!I cast my almighty Frozen Fire spell on him,and since he's made of lava,I get lots of heat to power my ice attack!A 6,so I fumbled,hitting a nearby villager hut,freezing it and the villager family inside it!(Mana:52/78)Your move.
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 18, 2004 17:46:11 GMT
Good gravy! Dis is hard! Wait a mo... are u sure Scales of Justice didn't work? Cos something weird is happening 2 him... *a crack appears in da ground* Hobbes: Hullo! I thought u might like an early christmas prezzie! *gives me Plasma Doom Omega Cannon* Hobbes: Merry Xmas! *disappears* Yay! I attack with my new P.D.O.C! O wait... *takes off da gift wrap* Ok FIRE!!!
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Post by megamanx on Dec 18, 2004 18:06:55 GMT
ahhh Hobbes...He's helped me so much and yet I still can't understand him....a 7 roll so ANOTHER fumble(man we got more fumbles in this thread then in a football game!)it fumbles onto the house I froze,destroying it.Yea SoJ didnt work.His move.He breathes fire out of his mouth,and thats an area attack so it affects us both.9(oh sure HE doesnt fumble)so heres health. Gangorn:1/18 Great Cookiezo:13/21 For my move,I'll cast my newly aquired Mind Teleport!OK 15,so it worked.Mana:32/78.Since he is a fire-based monster,my Mind Teleport sent his mind into the middle of an active volcano! Golem:RWAHAHAHAHA.....oh happy day!A volcano![stops attacking and sits down grabbing at the air] Golem:Come here little fireball!I'm gonna get you!I'm gonna get you!Etc..this fight just got easier!Your move.
HUH?YAY IM A GHOST BREAKER!WUHOO!
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 18, 2004 18:11:56 GMT
HUZZAH! Keep it up and u'll be on da Top 20 board in no time! Ok once again I attack using my present, BUT I'll use dat potion from da waterfall to enchant my weapon! I use a QUARTER of da flask. Ok for dis fight my Cannon converts a fumble into a normal hit!!!
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Post by megamanx on Dec 18, 2004 18:17:35 GMT
YEA!I JUST REGISTERED ON DECEMBER 2ND AND IM ALREADY A GHOST BREAKER!16 DAYS!YEA!
anyway...
14,so your attack hits the wacked-out golem.Since he was Mind Teleport-ed,it does a little more damage. Golem:140/150 For his move,he's still in his volcano fantasy world,so it's a "pass".My move,and I'll attempt my Frozen Fire attack again(mana:23/78)AHHHHH A ONE!Your move.
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 18, 2004 18:22:39 GMT
MUHAHA my cannon cannot miss!!! Ok I use dat bucket of water and add a QUARTER of da flask and pour it over you... I'll roll 2 dice.. YAY 2 sixes! So your mana is maxed out! Oh and I also attack with da cannon.. huh? Dere are nits on it Must be an unhygeinic villager... BUT they do add +1 damage for this attack!
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Post by megamanx on Dec 18, 2004 18:26:39 GMT
Yay!Mana:78/78.A 13.+1 damage.Uhh..+3 from fanatasy-worlded enemy. Golem:129/150. He's STILL fantasy world-ed.My turn!I'll attempt Frozen Fire again.YAY 16.Since he's weak to ice,it does an extra 5 damage! ;D Golem:117/150. Your turn.
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