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Post by megamanx on Dec 12, 2004 20:41:36 GMT
...lol...
OK I'm about to go talk to the bartender when a giant ogre with 3 small gangster-ogres as henchmen bust into the place by knocking down the door!
Ogre:BWAHAUAH YOU DUDES WANNA FIGHT??! [drunk poeple,bartender,and ninja all jump out windows and run away] Me:You're on,fatso! [Final Fantasy VII battle music starts] Ogre:Henchmen,go and rob the bar while I take care of these luzers! Henchmen:YES SIR[they run off to rob the bar] Me:Alright let the battle begin! [He starts by swinging his club at both of us violently] I will roll to see if he hits or not...5!He just barely makes a hit,so his club slips and swings violently in the air,knocking us down before hitting up against the wall.We both lost 8 health because it was swinging harder in midair. Me:10/18 You:13/21 The battles will be in turns,but if someone has the right stuff they can counterattack or attack on our turn alright? For my turn I'll cast Beserk Strength on you,which gives you 5 more Strength but also lowers your Dexeterity by 3 and it lasts for 2 of your turns.Here's the roll..Oh man it's only a 3 so nothing happens.Your turn.
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 12, 2004 20:45:19 GMT
ooc: Ok I attack with my Wormz move! CONCRETE DONKEY!!!!! YAY!!! Ok how much damage?
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Post by megamanx on Dec 12, 2004 20:51:25 GMT
hold on I need to roll to see if your attack hits...Oh man that what I call luck it was a 20!Your attack gets a critical hit since it would originally do 8 damage,a critical makes it double so you do 16 damage! Ogre:24/40 OK it's his turn now...he attacks us with his bare hands since he lost his club.Oh no he got 18 so he gets a half critical hit doing 1.5 more damage then he originally would.He does 9 damage because his bare hands only do 6. Me:1/18 You:4/21
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Post by megamanx on Dec 12, 2004 20:55:45 GMT
Good thing it's my move.I cast Star Healing(I'm trying to be creative here )which will heal both of us by half of our original health.YES i got a 16 so a half critical again,heals you by 15 since half of 21 is 10 1/2 plus the half critical makes it a 15 point heal for you!For me I get healed by 13 since half of 16 is 8 plus the half critical is 13. Me:14/18 You:19/21 Your move.
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 12, 2004 20:59:05 GMT
*sees ? cloud with wings*
Aha! I sense Yoshi's Island spoof! *hurls green egg at it* *stars jump out* Yay stars! These shall restore us to full health! How lucky can u get??? ;D Ok, I attack with Cookie Nunchuk! O no wait dat ninja left a Shonen Jump! *grabs ShonenJump* I distract him with a Dragonball Z strip!
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Post by megamanx on Dec 12, 2004 21:10:11 GMT
*sees ? cloud with wings* Aha! I sense Yoshi's Island spoof! *hurls green egg at it* *stars jump out* Yay stars! These shall restore us to full health! How lucky can u get??? ;D Ok, I attack with Cookie Nunchuk! OK we're at full health(i wasted Star Healing)so..I roll for your move...Awww only a 7 so it's a regular hit.The nunchuk does 7 damage,so heres the health meters Me:18/18 You:21/21 Ogre:17/40 OK it's his move...he calls over the henchmen to fight with him!(kinda like a permanet summon from Final Fantasy)Each henchie has 8 health and they have little bone clubs they fight with.Fortunately for us,thats his whole move so it's my turn!OK time for me to fight... Oh yeah i forgot to mention this I specialize in Illusionary and Mysticism(which is the art of actually changing the enviroment or object instead of making an illusion of it) moves!Alright anyway...I cast Spike Dungeon on him,which makes him trapped in the middle of a bunch of spikes!Thats an example of Mysticism.Alright I get 14 which is a normal hit.The Spikes are only on him,though,not his henchies.They work like this:Every time he does a melee attack,hit or not,he loses 3 health.Your move. P.S forget about that DBZ strip,that was funny but it would've been ineffective.
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 13, 2004 6:05:59 GMT
Ok I attack with.. *Hobbes dives through the window* ...HOBBES!?! Ogre: Whu? *Hobbes quickly massacres the henchmen, then looks for cookies* Hey, I have an idea.. ;D *chucks cookie shuriken at ogre* *shuriken sticks in his thick skin* Hobbes: YOU STOLE COOKIE! DIE!!! *after a quick fight, Hobbes runs off again with the shuriken* Ok, Hobbes has left him with 3 hp!
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Post by megamanx on Dec 13, 2004 20:49:23 GMT
Awesome move(well it's not really YOUR move but still) dude!Alright if he has 3 hp that means that Hobbes took away 14 with his frenzy.It's his turn,and apparently he is too thick-headed to notice my Spike Dungeon,because he attempts to grab you,but since that was a melee move,the Spike Dungeon finishes him off!We get experience and gold[35 each]
Me:550/2250 You:550/2000
I require more to level up because the Strength and Dexeterity scores determine your experience,and you have 1 more Dex then me and 2 more Strength,so you need less EXP to level up then me.When we level up we get more health and mana[me only](I forgot to use it in the fight)plus we can EITHER 1.We start with 3 skill points,you can enchance an area. 2.Learn a new spell(me only) or 3.Learn a new attack(you only)
OK after the battle I leave the deserted tavern and go into the weapons shop browsing for a magical staff. 5 mins later I find the one I want,it's 30 gold so I pay the clerk and leave.Here's the stats of it:
Name:Shining Staff of Light
Enhancements:Adds 10 to mana(after this upgrade I have 75)and adds 1 wisdom.
Melee Damage:4
I go into the town square and wait for your action.(it's not in turns anymore,but I don't want to go anywhere alone)
Now heres my upgraded stats
Me:15 gold,16 wisdom
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Post by JackOLantern on Dec 14, 2004 5:51:19 GMT
Ok, I join you. Aha! I spy a bakery! The cookie central! Might have some cookies I can turn into weapons using my Weapon Manifestation!!! Ok I go inside.... Will Cookiezo find new weapons? What will MMX do next? Find out after his next post...
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Post by dreamonman on Dec 14, 2004 16:33:11 GMT
I wish Xin was back on *Sniff*
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