Ok I've invented a machine that has a random factoid on the screen every so often.. Hmm... "monkey nuts contain a chemical used in TNT" hey it works! And 2 make sure, I've received a fresh horses head from da butchers!
Aaa return of da custom smilies!! Well, we have no snow, AND I live in Edinburgh, for goodness sake! I mean, I live in a city where da temperature never rises above 20 degrees and its da middle of winter!! Its not cricket, by jove!