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Post by damientheomen on Aug 31, 2004 17:06:13 GMT
Just let me bring up something old................
ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!
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Post by Marnie on Aug 31, 2004 17:11:48 GMT
Uhm...7, no you aren't...
Try actually drinking ALCOHOLIC beverages, instead of that carbonated junk...
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Post by damientheomen on Aug 31, 2004 17:20:56 GMT
I enter the Bar. I ask the Barman for the biggest most alcholic drink.
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Post by Marnie on Aug 31, 2004 17:41:50 GMT
Simple action, get at least a....hmmm....4!
*rolls dice*
6!
Wow...bad roll, but you still purchase an ultra-pint of: Brain-cell Vaporiser (120% alcohol)
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Post by damientheomen on Aug 31, 2004 18:33:44 GMT
"Who wants a drinking contest!?"
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Post by dreamonman on Sept 1, 2004 8:06:35 GMT
Bunny: ME!
*Appears in doorway, covered in seaweed, venom, water and crabs*
*Thunder and lightning crack and boom in the doorway in a very dramatic way*
*Alters with powers for a minute*
I CAST ON YOU, DAMIEN, ALCOHOL GUARD!
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Post by Marnie on Sept 1, 2004 15:17:54 GMT
Alcohol Guard spell: Hit roll: 10 (eh..retry) Hit roll: 1! Mega fumble?: 15
Ah! You fumbled and hit a drunk centaur sitting at the bar....
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Post by dreamonman on Sept 1, 2004 16:30:28 GMT
Bunny: *Talks drunk*
Wahay! So...eheheheheh, like SIIIIIR! It's like I gotta kill you, and I'm like, SOOOOOOO not up to it, but I don't play the game! And like.....it's not as if you're so drunk that you're ultra strong!
Centaur: Well, I only had 2421 pints!
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Post by Wild Will Overdeath on Sept 4, 2004 18:34:27 GMT
I is now a sorcerer.... I cast polymorph any object! Turn Bartender into statue!
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Post by Marnie on Sept 9, 2004 15:44:49 GMT
Hit roll: 11 Magnitude of effect: 5+2= 7/12
You just barely hit, making only his lower half a statue
Bartender: Darn you sorcerers! That's the 3rd time this month I have to call a life mage...Damn expensive too...
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