V5:"Why isn't that big Doomsday thingy firing?" *Cookie Factory built* Spudicus:"WOOHOO! COOKIES!!!! ;D" V3:" Okay, V6, press the big green shiny button!" V6:"But it's a blue button!" V3:"You're colourblind, V6..." V6:"..Oh...Yeah.." *presses big green shiny button* Spudicus:"It may take a while to charge..." V4:"Anyone for Poker?" Everyone else:"OK!" *all potatoes start playing Poker*
Post by Prof. Ákos (a.k.a Lizzard) on Dec 9, 2004 15:27:41 GMT
Prof.: Hahahaha! We have red paint! V3: We have a problem. Prof.: What!? V3: WE have lost our paintbrush... Prof.: No, problem! *catches V3 and starts painting with him* V3: I'm a good paintbrush, isn't I?
V4:"I've already lost £50! Can I do something else?" Spudicus:"mmm...Ok, look for more potatoes." *V4 runs off to find some potatoes* Cookie Factory:BRRZAPP Spudicus:"O no! Quickly, V9, apply significent force using a model 4.0 wrench to themain curcuit interface to reinstate perpetual torque in the mechanism!" V9: Spudicus:" Bang the control panel a few times with a spanner!" *V9 hacks the control panel* Factory:bbbbreEEAAAAAAAA..." Spudicus: *phew*
Post by Prof. Ákos (a.k.a Lizzard) on Dec 10, 2004 15:06:15 GMT
Prof. B. : The device doesn't work! And I can't take it off from the weather controller! *throws out the Weather Controller* "I'll have a knew plan! First, buld an academy!" *villagers starts building*
Tona Ludatus Vissaus Megatus. This means TonThe GooseSwimsThrough, Swimsback AndSwimsThrough
Factory:BEEP BEEP BEEP Spudicus:Yay!The factory has been upgraded!" Spudicus:"We can now build Cookie units! ;D" V4:*pant* "I've found potatoes.. " *collapses* *Spudicus gets lots of potatoes* Spudicus:" Okay, you villagers, build a Laboratory!" *V1-9 build Lab* *V10 operates Cookie Factory machinery* Spudicus:" start cranking out some Cookie Militia!"
Hero:The Big Cheese *Cheese army settles on island #1,not knowing that the Bacon army already lives here * The Big Cheese: OK boys lets get to work building a....[one of the bacon scouts drops a large piece of bacon fat on Big Cheese's head]OW!What in the name of dairy foods was that? Cheese villager#1:Um,dude,a scout from the bacon army dropped a piece of bacon fat on your head. Big Cheese: OHHHH bacon fat![eats the bacon fat] Cheese Villager#6:You just ate the FAT. Big Cheese:I dont care Cheese villager#2:What were you going to say? Big Cheese: oh yes i remember now...lets get to work building a C.C.F,which stands for Cheese Collecting Facility.It will steal the bits of cheese from the other villages. cheese villager#9: OHHH YAY we get to steal other village's cheese![woops and cheers] Cheese Villager#3:Before we start,you might want to know that Villager#7 just got ate by the bacon's hero. Big Cheese:WHAT?![Starts thinking about what to do] cheese villager#1:What should we do sir? Big Cheese:Continue building the C.C.F for now,but we will make a strike at the bacon army when the time is right![evil laughter]
Spudicus: "Hmm.... so many enemies.." *calls over V5* Spudicus:"V5, start building a Surveillance Centre!" *V5 starts building* *10 Cookie Militia are created* Spudicus:"Hmm...not quite enough to defeat the Bacons..." Spudicus:"Time for an upgrade!!!" *V10 starts researching Way of the Cookie* Spudicus: BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!