Haiku

[dreamonman]

Has 5 syllables
This one has more - seven now
This one has 5 too

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(That's a haiku, 5 syllables first line, second 7, last 5 again)

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I am called Ghostie
I am only eleven
How do you do mate?

[damientheomen]

I am your nightmares.
True scares, that dream where you can't,
stop me from falling.


As you can tell I'm bored!

[Marnie]

Stinky pie not good,
Tasty pie pwns everything,
Pie keeps me living.

[dreamonman]

Try conversation,
It can actually work well!
This is example!

[Essay]

Here's a collection of my Lord of the Rings haikus. Enjoy.

Woman dwarves; manly.
Well what the heck does that mean?
Strider says: the beards.

Strider, the leader.
Could you lighten up a bit?
Mister Bossy Boots.

In the summer daze,
Frodo Baggins runs and plays.
Giant, hairy feet.

If only Gollum
had swallowed differently, his
name might have been “gulp”.

Gollum is creepy.
Glowing eyes, stringy hair, and
most of all, loincloth.

Legolas Greenleaf.
You have a strange last name. Am
I right, girly boy?

Men fighting fierce orcs
in a battle scene. In short:
It was WAY TOO LONG!

Frodo, nobody
likes looking at your feet, so
please put on some shoes!

I’m sensing the gist
of the climactic battle
was this: lotsa’ death.

[Essay]

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One Month Later

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I sure know how to silence a room...

[dreamonman]

Yup you do Essay,
Perhaps I should do Haiku?
Oh wait, I am now!

[Marnie]

I can't make haiku's
It seems very hard to me..
I won't even try..

[dreamonman]

Yes, I too agree!
It's way too difficult, LOL!
Yes, I can't do it!

[damientheomen]

I like pineapples.
I really like big Cheese.
I hate these Haikus.