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Mar 27, 2004 14:25:14 GMT
Post by Essay on Mar 27, 2004 14:25:14 GMT
Know any good jokes? If so, please post.
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Mar 27, 2004 14:50:06 GMT
Post by TheGhostKing on Mar 27, 2004 14:50:06 GMT
Knock Knock Who's There? *Giggle* I AM!
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Mar 27, 2004 17:46:24 GMT
Post by ProfessorLizzard on Mar 27, 2004 17:46:24 GMT
An other knock-knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK "who's there?" "Lettuce..." "Letuce who?" "Let us in , we are called"
*cabaret drum is heard (you know: Ta-da-da)*
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Mar 27, 2004 18:01:15 GMT
Post by damientheomen on Mar 27, 2004 18:01:15 GMT
Man walks into a bar! OUCH!
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Mar 28, 2004 7:21:54 GMT
Post by TheGhostKing on Mar 28, 2004 7:21:54 GMT
(I was gonna do that one ) Uh.................. A master thief was to be executed in court! Judge: You may die of anyway you choose! Thief: Then I'd like to do of old age!
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Mar 28, 2004 11:56:48 GMT
Post by ProfessorLizzard on Mar 28, 2004 11:56:48 GMT
A panda walked in a pub. He ate a sandwich, than shooted down the waiter. As he was trying to leave, the barteneder said: "Hey, whi did you shoot the waiter and leve without paying?" "I'm a panda, look in the Lexicon!" Barteneder looks in: "Panda: White and black animal. A panda eats shoots and leaves"
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Mar 28, 2004 12:11:00 GMT
Post by TheGhostKing on Mar 28, 2004 12:11:00 GMT
(Good one!)
Two twin girls were born from a family, (a dad a bard, a mum a poet), but had to be sent off to opposite sides of the world so that they don't use their supernatural powers. One was Kitty, one was Kat! When they were 16, Kitty sent a picture of her pet cat, Pat. Kat sent one of her kitten, Mitten. Their mum said after recieving the pictures, "Kitty's cat Pat is pretty, but Kat's kitty, Litty is fat!"
Their dad said, "Two things: 1. We're at home, don't rhyme! 2. I see the twins are angry! Kitty called Kat Pat to get back at her, and Kat called Kitty Litty! They seem to be trying to stop us being a bard and poet!"
Mum then replied, "I'm glad Kitty didn't Kat Fat, and Kat call Kitty ****y!"
Dad fainted
(That was bad, I can't remember it exactly!)
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Mar 28, 2004 16:25:09 GMT
Post by damientheomen on Mar 28, 2004 16:25:09 GMT
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" ;D
The torment will continue later!
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Mar 28, 2004 17:20:55 GMT
Post by TheGhostKing on Mar 28, 2004 17:20:55 GMT
What's black and white and read all over?
An embarresed penguin or a newspaper!
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Mar 30, 2004 17:08:01 GMT
Post by Jack on Mar 30, 2004 17:08:01 GMT
Wanna know a secret? Sure... First guess the answer of my riddle "what's black and blue, and red all over?" You're gonna be, if you don't tell me NOW...
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